Hear ye hear ye for the sickest (mentally) and the craziest and stupidest thing that has ever happened today in history.
Content suited for R21: Explicit content, mature content, sexual content and funny content
Title: Sick Badminton Playing
Opening in this blog today!!!
Starring: Christopher, Li Young, Cedric, half of Xuan Hao, half of Kenneth, half of Ting An, half of Jonathan, half of Nicholas, half of Joshua
Disclaimer: The director and writer only displayed what he or she could remember. The content has already been rated so no offences! If you do suffocate from laughing, it is not the director, the writer and the actors and actress fault and problem. Please be mentally prepared for the content.
Summary: (No summary shall be given to spoil the story. The content has been rated! Here's another reminder!)
Audience's Comments: (Actors thought it was so sick that everyone had to hear it. The storyteller of part of it was Cedric) Royston: Hahaha! Hubert: You sick lah! Sharlene: Sick! Sick! Sick! Yuting: Huh? I don't get it. Xuan Hao: Hahaha! Sick lah! (It's so obvious that from the audience's comments, the content is obviously R21! Here's another reminder, you can read the bottom if you really want to, but it is rated R21!)
The story started around 10a.m in the school hall of NUS High School on the 31st of January. Christopher, Li Young, Cedric, Xuan Hao, Kenneth, Ting An, Jonathan, Nicholas, Joshua were playing badminton. Christopher and Cedric agreed that that day they had no strength to play and they laughed together for no reason. They were infected with laughing gas, obviously. Well audience, imagine two hyena people laughing! Imagine! Stupid! Ok! Well, then, Kenneth, for no apparent reason, started humming the tune of the advertisment for Kotex New Style For Teens. It goes like this. Mmm mmm mmm mmm, mmm mmm mmm mmm, tick tock tak tak tick tick tock tak, pa pa pa pa, yeah ee yeah, pa pa pa pa, yeah ee yeah, na na na na, na na na na, oh oh oh, Kotex New Style For Teens! Well, I'm sure you have heard the advertisment so you surely know the song better! Imagine! Well, then, I'm sure you would guess the reaction the people. Cedric, Christopher, Xuan Hao and Kenneth started laughing like crazy. Well then, Cedric and Christopher who had already been laughing, laughed very badly. Well then, Cedric nearly suffocated to death as he forgot to breathe. Imagine! Well then, all the four boys caught the flu of the tune and they started humming after another, laughing and playing badminton at their worst state. Imagine! Well then, after a while, Kenneth and Xuan Hao stopped laughing and Chris, for short, and Cedric continued laughing. Cedric couldn't stop, he continued humming. Then, the question popped up. Why does Kenneth like that tune that he started it and later continued humming? Well, his answer was, I just like it! Think it sickly! Him, liking a girl's stuff, especially something about the bottom! Another laughing commenced. Well then, all the actors left the hall, except Cedric, Chris and Li Young. They continued playing badminton. Cedric liked it sick. He went. Ng ng ng ng ng!!! Chris and Li Young started laughing and were like, SICK!!! Another laughing commenced. Well then, Cedric continued that for a few more times before leaving with Chris and Li Young to the next class. Before the class, the first audience was brought in. Royston. Cedric told him the story which was not mentioned just now in this script. When the couple first started dating, they went, hmmm hmmm hmmm (cuddling sound). When they tied the knot, they went, ng ng ng ng ng (having sex). Nine months later, the wife went, ng ng ng ng ng nggggg!!! (Giving birth!) Well, if you don't understand, imagine it yourself! If you still do not understand, then look for Cedric! He will tell you the story! Haha! This story was not written properly as the writer did not have the gift of writing but you can surely find him and he will give you a vocal story! End of story. You can also seek the actors who acted full-time to get a full view of the story. But you must seek Cedric to hear the couple story as he is the best at it! Haha! Sick people do sick things! The word "having sex" is not meant to offend anybody! It's just to explain the sound! No offence!
